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Friday, October 8, 2010

A letter For Bill Gates

Johnny had recently purchased a new computer with Microsoft Windows as the OS and was unhappy with the similarity and writes a letter to Bill Gates, regarding the similarity.

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child has learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer' when you will provide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

20 comments:

  1. Wahaha!!! Nice! You never fail to amaze me! Ganda! Natawa naman ako.. Well, me too.. I;ve always wondered why "Windows",, when it should be "Gates". =) Keep 'em coming.

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  2. Kulit nitong post mo, hahaha! Ano kaya sagot ni bill gates sa mga question ni johnny, hmmm.. curious ako ha

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  3. i like the last one..
    mr Gates must selling gates rite?
    bhahaha~

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  4. loud laugh on this post!!! what a monday:)
    pakipost nman ng magging sagot ni mr. windows ha:)

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  5. your problems will be remain until 50 years at least! .are you try kitchen for find keys?!!

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  6. hahaha..kindda funny,it tickles me,okay...
    but how can bill gates says my music because there is noooo music belong to me..hahaha..

    thanks for dropping me here.. :)

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  7. I really like numbers 4,5,6,7,8,9,10! Your posts always make me smile. Keep on posting things like this. Looking forward to the next one ^_^

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  8. Last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

    ha ha ha ha... i think he is right about it, keep post

    http://www.dwellarticles.us/2010/10/09/creating-domain-names/

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